CSP-S2025 ZJ迷惑行为（？）大赏

LinkCatTree · 2025-11-06 14:14:15 · 休闲·娱乐

严肃声明，本人完全支持 CCF 及其系列活动。

省流

搜索 //freopen：85 个文件中有 652 个结果。

搜索 // freopen：46 个文件中有 71 个结果。

搜索 // freopen：2 个文件中有 3 个结果。

搜索 // freopen（TAB）：111 个文件中有 193 个结果。

搜索 ccf：36 个文件中有 163 个结果。

搜索 luogu：45 个文件中有 53 个结果。

详细版本

ZJ-S00014：追忆和 I have no egg 害人不浅

#ifndef LOCAL
int main() {
  //freopen("recall.in","r",stdin)
  //freopen("recall.out","w",stdout)
  freopen("replace.in","r",stdin);
  freopen("replace.out","w",stdout);
  IHAVENOEGG::main();
}
#else
int main(int argc, char*argv[]) {
  if(argc >= 3) {
    freopen(argv[1],"r",stdin);
    freopen(argv[2],"w",stdout);
  }
  IHAVENOEGG::main();
}
#endif

ZJ-S00002：避开关键词失败

// i love luogu
// i hate (d-1)(d-1)(g-1)

ZJ-S00021：CCF 我是如此地爱你

//i love you ccf orz

ZJ-S00040：谢谢不玩

// 来玩『魔法少女的魔女审判』xxm.
// freopen freopen("club.in","w",stdin);
//freopen("club.in",'r',stdin);

ZJ-S00046：你说得对但是我电脑看不了

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*/

祝好。

ZJ-S00047：小作文

At 15:15, complete the code of problem A and test it with 5 examples receiving expected results.
I havn't read statements of other problems yet, so now i'm going to read those.
Feeling a little bit of sleepy...
The boy seated next to me is always coughing...
By 15:46, I read statements of B, C and D, and I have no idea to solve them...
A bit of tired, I guess it is the time to try to get partical points.
My goal is to reach 200pts, but it seems that I couldn't solve B.
Maybe it is just because I'm tired, but it is also possible that i am not capable of it.
At 16:18, I wake up, which means I have slept for half an hour.
//freopen("club.in", "r", stdin);
//freopen("club.out", "w", stdout);

ZJ-S00222：奶龙

//freopen("emply.in","w",stdout)
//luogu uid:1017223  y0 y1 kkksc03 CCF chen_zhe bits\stdc++.h
//I'm Nai Long. 

ZJ-S00073：

//CCF qiu ni le gei wo gou qi gei wo yi deng

ZJ-S00208：玩梗禁三

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
signed main(){
    freopen("road.in","r",stdin);
    freopen("road.out","w",stdout);
    cout<<"CCF have no egg";
    return 0;   
}

ZJ-S00243：CCF RP--

T4 代码里到处都是 CCF RP--。

ZJ-S00519：小作文

wow end no say but want to be seen dont konw bad or good so nothing but a thought push to show however which it 
so it trouble  if can break the trouble maybe will better but it a circle cicle inside circle 
awa someone ehglish bad but it used easy so just it
if with chinese
Ei ye mei you she me te bie dong ren de gu shi suo yi shuo ye zhi neng kao zhu shi lai bou ren yan qiu le hao gan ga
fan zheng zhe xie ye mei ren hui translate le
soory someone ping ying bad too
zzyb say goodbye
who lose language on computer

ZJ-S00559：CCF 我是如此地爱你

/*
I love YYH
I love CCF
I love OI
But I even can't solve this problem
That's too sad for me
After all I'm AFO
All right
*/

祝好。

ZJ-S00590：CCF 我是如此地爱你

//AH!CCF!!!i love you

四题代码里都有，略有不同。

ZJ-S00638：CCF 我是如此地爱你

/*
rp++, please! I love you, CCF!
*/

ZJ-S00639：神秘 rp 人

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#define int long long 
using namespace std;
signed main () {
//  freopen("employ.in", "r", stdin);
//  freopen("employ.out", "w", stdout);
    ios::sync_with_stdio(false);
    cin.tie(0); cout.tie(0);
    int rp = 1e9;
    for (int i = 1; i <= 666666; i ++ ) {
        rp++;
    }
}
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ZJ-S00893：小作文

但是我看不了（参考 S00046），貌似是 300+ 大神。

ZJ-S00726：4KB //freopen 神人

你说得对，但是看不了你的小作文（参考 S00046），祝好。

ZJ-S01006：看哭百万 OIer

/*
Thanks to you ,CCF.
是你，出了这么难的 T2，让我拼尽全力无法战胜。
是你，让我大概率 AFO 了。
是你，这么恶心。
我都感觉我没机会弄懂这道恶心的题的正解了。
是你，让我留下了当下第二大的遗憾。
I will never forget you ,CCF.
/ll
我们之间也算平了，我给你将近 1k money，你给我一个 S 2025 3= / 2=。
Thanks to you ,让我看到了我是真的
蒟蒻
纸张
彩笔
J 再好又有什么用呢？S 仍是一塌糊涂。

*/

ZJ-S01067：神秘关键词

/*
...
        13+78=91
...
*/

//Chtholly bless me!
//If happniess has a color,it must be the blue dyed by the last red!
//What are you doing in the end of the wolrd? Are you busy? Will you save us? 

ZJ-S01344：游记

//C++ Searching Program - Sunior (CSP-S)

// 16:00 I have eaten all my chocolate!!! [cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
// wo yao shang mi huo xing wei da shang!!!
//luogu uid = 1300065 ?
//by binary_carrots
//Don't lost hope,maybe you can make it.
//Man!What can I say!
//sdfsdgwotregduxhgdfjowthuesbdfjslkzghiworhaehflkdhzknawkqpoosoasfndkszxdhiwaueyrhralsdjnfklashtwiehrueiasdnklzsk
//100+(>=70)+0+10=(>=180)pts

//I love CCF!!!

//key:Ren5Jie4Di4Ling5%

ZJ-S01364：游记

/*
16:42 got 73 pts(finish T1,T2's wrong answer)
16:44 have no idea for T3 but BF can get maybe 10 pts?
17:02 delicious
17:02 found a mistake
17:16 deliuious
17:16 maybe found how to solve T3-B
17:37 BF
17:44 can't solve T3-B
17:44 I think ZHX has already AKed
17:59 finish T4 BF(n<=10)
17:59 all:25+48+25+8=106
18:17 check the file and freopen
18:18 all right
*/

/*
rp++

I can't get more score.
I can't make it.
Only hope -J 400

If T1 AC,I will get 181pts and maybe 1=
but

Hope CCF's data is water.

End here
*/

ZJ-S01395：小作文 & 招生办

luogu 688674
bye, OI.
Once I thought I was still ok after whking for 4 months, but it's obviously I won't be over 200 pts.
May I participate NOIP ? But will it make any sense ?
You have been AFOed, but why holding such a dream ?
Getting nothing, but unwilling to give up...
18:26 bye.

祝好。

//Hope to be found.
//I've been retired from OI for more than half a year since ninth grade. I once doubted myself if I should to sign up for CSP this year and just now, I thought I couldn't solve T2.
// Luckily, I zhuiyi how to type zuixiaoshengchengshu, which helps me get 50pts;
//16.08 good luck.
//And, welcome all 9 graders to Hangzhou No.2 High School! Even if you're not planning to OI ahead, it's still a good place for learing as well as chouxiang.

已阅不打算去。

ZJ-S01497

//feropen()
//freopen("employ.in","r",stdin);
//关注Just_A_Sentence(LuoguUid=502314)谢谢喵
//15:37 过T1
//17:29 战绩100+0+0+24=124，还能蒸！
//17:43 战绩 100+0+25+24=149
//18:07 100+0+50+24=174
//18:18 100+0+[50,70]+24=[174,194]完蛋了
//18:26 100+[0,16]+[50,70]+24=[174,210]寄

同学一枚。

ZJ-S01502：牢大

/*CCF, what can I say? Mamba out.*/

ZJ-S01522：YOU AK CSP

（我要上迷惑行为大赏！）
证明1+1=3
设x=0
则2x=3x
可得2=3
由于1+1=2
并且2=3
故1+1=3
(考场终于没有XXS了)
论浙江省有强悍的初中吗？
包有的
所有锦绣育才教育集团旗下的初中和小学都是强校！
JXYC万岁！
... 省略共 58 个 JXYC万岁!
RP++
I AK CSP
... 省略共 194 个 RP++ I AK CSP

以及 157 行 //freopen。

ZJ-S01569：关键词全屏蔽说是

//mintree
//CCF help me ac this tks.I spend too much money.
//**** ***?!Why MLE?

ZJ-S01573：禁三

使用神秘变量名。

ZJ-S01580：牛子文学

//fw小W,你TM还喜欢语言学的算法竞赛选手，你TM的比啥？比谁射精射的多吗？跟 blobfish（xyz） 一样

...
//ccf ni xiang rang wo bao 0 de hua ,ni wing le ,zhe 560 jiu dang juan le

//xia fang you zi
//    |
//    |
//   \/

//<< 评测机 >>
//风走了，只留下一条街的叶落
//交卷了，一个字也没写多
//逼着自己学文化
//看能不能上心仪的高中
//快点啊
//给我滚回去学文化
//反正我也已经保单啦啦啦啦
//可能是我废啦
//T1都能爆炸
//还是内心希望保单会让ccf给我一点分
//baby,我们的感情好像评测机
//全都是红色没有一点点的绿
// 
//bao dan la, AFO happy

ZJ-S01625：没救在哪

我觉得我没救了，估分100+64+25+8=197pts。不知道能不能拿S1=(别跟我说200 1=我直接被卡)。
I -> CSP-J
CSP-S -> me
NOIP -> me
ICPC -> me
WC -> me
NOI -> me
IOI -> me
CCF -> me
那一天的挂分挂分起来，那一天的AFO AFO起来
CCF以挂分痛吻我，我却报之以歌
If I can up mi huo sth. big show,please close pig luogu:slzxzhengguo123(I think my English is very nice!!!)

ZJ-S01637：拼音满分

/*
15:50 wo lai le
zen me shi tu lun
wo wan le
bu guan le xian xie shu ru
15:57 wo xiang fang qi le
zen me zhe me nan
wo shi ju ruo!
zhen de wan quan bu hui za ban
yao bu kai T3?
16:04 T3 go go go
17:40 shi de wo you hui lai le
reng ran hao wu si lu
zhe ge shi hou
jiu xu yao da han yi sheng
Zhou Shen niu bi!
Zhou Shen 11.1 Shenshen's Chengdu concert shun li!
I love Charlie
All for Charlie!
hao le
17:42 ji xu kan ti
yang li dou mei kan dong
wo de tu lun chun mei jiu
kan qi lai xiang zui duan lu de mo ban ti
dijisktra de ban zi qi shi wo dou mei bei xia lai
quan ju zhong
fu luo yi de wo ye bu hui(?)
tu lun bai xue ren zheng
xian zai
wo jue ding shu chu yang li
sui ran wo jue de CCF bu hui chu zhe me shui de shu ju
shi shi zai shuo ba!
zong bi kong ti hao
17:54 suan le jiu zhe yang ba
wo lei le
zhe ge da an meng shang qu 0 fen wo ye ren le
hui T3 T4 kan kan ba
ran hou gai yi xia wen jian
cha bu duo ke yi jiao juan le
hai you ba ge xiao shi
T.T

zhe ti zui bu zhong yao wo jiu zai zhe xie xiao zuo wen ba
zhe ying gai shi wo oi sheng ya li zui hou yi ci CSP le
cong wu nian ji xue dao xian zai chu er le
gan jue hai shi hao wu zhang jin
suo yi zai san kao lv
hai shi jue ding ba xun lian zan ting
zhuan xin wen hua ke
dan shi oi zhen de dai gei wo hen duo
mei zhou zui kai xin de shi jian jiu shi xun lian
oi rang wo shou huo le hen duo peng you
ye rang wo peng dao le ji wei ren zhen fu ze de jiao lian
hen gan xie ni men de chu xian
xie xie oi
you yuan hai hui zai jian de
jiu sheng xia zui hou ban ge xiao shi le
zai jian!oi!
shuo zai jian
hai neng zai jian
----Zhou Shen  Guo Jin Qian Fan
(ge ci you dian wang le www)
wo men dou yao xing fu cheng zhe yang!:=w=
hai you er shi fen zhong zhen de yao shuo zai jian la
zhen de you hen duo bu she qwq
bu zhi dao xie shen me le
wen bi zhen de hao cha
hai shi fei chang xi huan oi
jin guan hen duo ren shuo
zhe zhong jing sai bu shi he wo zhe zhong xing bie
dan zhi shao wo jian chi xia lai le!
gan xie zai wo oi lu shang chu xian guo de ni men:
pwx ypy BIG_J whlaoshi wjylaoshi
hai you hen duo hen duo bang zhu guo wo de ren!
xie xie ni men QAQ
zui kai shi qi shi bing mei you xiang guo ba oi dang cheng zi ji de ji neng
zhi shi zai wan dian nao
dan shi wo zhen de zuo dao le!
jin guan wo de cheng ji dui da bu fen ren lai shuo bing bu hao
dan zhe yi jing shi wo cong lai dou xiang bu dao de jie ju le
suo yi xie xie oi
rang wo kan dao wo de wu xian ke neng!
xue oi zhi hou zhen de you bian zi xin()

hai you shi wu fen zhong jiao juan
gai jian cha yi xia wen jian le
oi,wo men you yuan zai jian!
*/

ZJ-S01638：我也想打 NOIP

//CCF I need some fenshu helpme can you give me 10 to my big rude code? Thank you CCF I love CCF,CCF is the best.
//My rude code also have jianzhi I don't known how can I AC this problem so that I can only write the rude code.So give me some fenshu.I am so hard;
//wan dan le jin nian yi jing gao er le csp da bu guo de hua wo jiu yao tui yi le wo xiang da NOIP.

祝好。

ZJ-S01719：玩原神玩的

//freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
//freopen("club.out","w",stdout);
上面是两行不明意义的代码，但我知道有人喜欢看。
在这里先说一件事：我是珊瑚宫心海的dog。
然后还有一件事：还有差不多2个月就要首考了，祝我认识的退役OIer首考顺利。
最后一件事：6.1下半卡池仆人别歪。
T1
14:48完成

ZJ-S01892："LOVE" CCF

// Homeward you come, distant wind
// Aglaea: Goodbye Cifera.
// Agy, Can you hear me? Say something. Anything. Please...
// Expect: 0pts

// The whole contest(CSP-S): maybe 96pts
// The whole contest(CSP-J): maybe 364pts

// HSR Elder UID: I have forgotten
// HSR New UID: 167851258
// AcWing Username: nekoboy
// Luogu Username: hinin

// A Student at Grade Nine

// No Mid-Term Examination on Double-Eleven!

// DP on string, right?
// No DP PLEASE! I "LOVE" CCF!
// Not DP?
// Trie?(x) KMP? Prefix Function?
// But I don't review them...
// How about DP with Prefix Function? :(

// No BFS, IDDFS, the shortest path algorithm and LCA
// No Trie, segment tree and fenwick array
// No eular sieve, Phi function and extend GCD
// I have reviewed nothing...

// Why not review DP? 
// All right. That's not a template. 
// Maybe it need to be practiced every day?

// Who say no KMP in CSP-S in a QQ group named Luogu User 1 Group?

// Irontomb or CCF(

更多迷惑行为：

CCF 1ms神机 。

忘记定义类型。

默哀 uwu。

神秘开盒

• ZJ-S00222：uid1017233。

• ZJ-S00279：uid751187。

• ZJ-S00475：uid869164。

• ZJ-S00652：uid602458。

• ZJ-S00787：uid1113349，玩原神玩的。

• ZJ-S00893：uid365113。

• ZJ-S01060：uid713343。

• ZJ-S01112：uid1137860。

• ZJ-S01157：uid733354。

• ZJ-S01161：uid566190。

• ZJ-S01181：uid1395771（已封禁）。

• ZJ-S01221：uid701027。

• ZJ-S01342：uid486677。

• ZJ-S01344：uid1300065。

• ZJ-S01395：uid688674。（祝好）

• ZJ-S01423：uid1706408。

• ZJ-S01485：uid983943。

• ZJ-S01625：uid1945074。

• ZJ-S01668：uid743373。

• ZJ-S01763：uid1086453。

• ZJ-S01807：uid1283951。

• ZJ-S01886：uid562443。

• ZJ-S01892：uid1399785。

• ZJ-S01897：uid734379。

可能有遗漏，还有迷惑行为可以直接贴在讨论区喵。

已下架部分暴戾语言。