ZJ NOIP 2024 迷惑行为大赏

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ZJ CSP-S 2024 迷惑行为大赏

ZJ-0055

// Never notice me.
// Never call my name with your voice.

// I love ccf.

// wo shi nahida de gou.

ZJ-0133

puts ("I can't solve this problem. :(");
puts ("But I think it uses an algorithm called mo dui er ci li xian.");
puts ("However I haven't written it before! :(");
puts ("So I beg CCF's mercy to pass n, q <= 5000 and earn 20 points.");

ZJ-0273（大概率与CSP ZJ-S00131为同一人）

/*
plz give me 100pts!!!
I'll gice ccf 114514$ (and mawenzheng's head)
mwz orz
lyc orz
lzy orz
wc orz
mh orz
ccf orz
*/

ZJ-0282

Ten years flew by,
Thank you CCF,
I like this,
But I am sorry to know that I might have to AFO.
AFOed. 
-------luogu:nahidaa 2024.11.30 12:57

ZJ-0514/0558/0560：全部和谐

ZJ-0573

// I love CCF

ZJ-0590

cout<<"DEAR CCF I LOVE U CAUSE THE PERFECT NOIPT1\n";

ZJ-0628（和谐）

//**** CCF

ZJ-0650

//"再见CCF"

ZJ-0676

//rng carried pls @CCF @M28

ZJ-0734

//i love noi_ccf

ZJ-0009（%%%第 9 名）

#define y0 ztxaknoi
#define y1 ztxakioi

ZJ-0036（%%%第 36 名）

int fhqAKIOI = read()

ZJ-0062 和 ZJ-0176 和 ZJ-0720

chzx_zzh AK IOI!!!!!

ZJ-0374

ll qporz(ll zjq, ll ak, ll ioi = mod)

ZJ-0250

NOIP 2024 rp++
CMS LHL XT XY TMZ Cute
ZJL Huge
I love you ZJL
I miss you all !!!

ZJ-0273

/*
guess:
100+20+0~12+0=120~132pts
AFO at NOIP2024(maybe ZJOI2025?)
by qwqtg
hope someone can remember me
*/

ZJ-0275

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
    freopen("traverse.in", "r", stdin);
    freopen("traverse.out", "w", stdout);
    puts("NOIP 2024 RP++");
    return 0;
}
//Think Twice, Code Once!
//Be careful of the Boundary!
//RE? TLE? MLE?

ZJ-0609

//ggnoip AFO

ZJ-0702

//QSY NOIP 2024 T1 edit
- #define int long long $446$ results in $442$ files - 珂学家 ZJ-0547（然而这位四个程序都写了 `#include <bits\stdc++.h>`） ```cpp //rp++ Chtholly bless me. ``` - 锟斤拷 ``` ZJ-0226 ```cpp /* //ccf //freopen //assigh //touhou //miku ZIP-PWD:Forget#2501 PDF-PWD:memory@2107 [11:19] �����˴�����,��¼һ��˼· �������ǿ���֪���޽��������ҽ���һԪ���ͻ ������һԪc1,c2֮��Ķ�Ԫǡ���γ���һ����,����ĩ��d2����ͬ ��m<=1���൱��������,��ʱ������Ϊv^(2n-2) n��ȫ�������˾���(v^2-v+1)^(n-1) ��������һԪ����޽���� �׵���c1,c2�����޽�������v^(c2-c1-1)*(v-1)��,��ֻ��[c1,c2)������ �ٳ���ǰ�󲿷־Ϳ��Եó��޽ⲿ�� �����������򷴵Ľ����һ�������� �����ص������,���Ǽ���[1,c1)ȫ���н�,��һ��res��¼���� �������������һ */ ``` ZJ-0337 ```cpp //CCF��������Ŀ����ʧ�ĸ�������ֵ��ĸ���� ``` ZJ-0488（部分和谐） ```cpp cout<<"****,what a laji problem,I cannot even understand it!!!CCF,****ǰ����ȫ�Ƕ�⣬��tmd��tmdƭ�ֶ����У�ʳ��ʳ���ţ����ھ��뿼�Խ�������һ��Сʱ���Ҳ�ֻд��T1�IJ��ַ֣�������̨rubbish����������ҳ����������tmcopy��Ҫcopy���죬Ctrl+cƨ��û�У�****����������������"; cout<<"������������������tmd������΢��һ��exe��ը�ˣ�ֻ���ļ����룬****ÿ������ôǮ�Ͳ���ѡ��nbһ��Ļ����𣡣���������������"<<endl; cout<<"id return 1 ��ʲô����������"; cout<<"*****"; ``` - 刷屏 ZJ-0613：大量 `cobe`+大量 `Genshin`+大量 `noip114514`+大量 `love`+大量 `#include <windows.h>`+大量 `Sleep(114514)` - 小作文 ZJ-0063 ```cpp //时间真的好快，， //到这个点了才发觉，好多学长和同学都是最后一次 NOIP 了。 //唉。祝 uleaf, dalao_see_me, hunster, tmy, xxzx, TDog, lemon 老师好好发挥。 //祝 leoair, C6H6, lyx, d3ac, zjx 老师取得理想的成绩。 //而我都在做些什么呢。写大段无意义文字？ //啊。那么一并祝 N_z_, lmh, StarryKiller 以及其他许多帮助关心过我的老师好运。后会有期。 //还有我最重视的您呢，Missa 老师，一定要再见面啊。一定要等着我啊。 //感觉活在一个梦里一般混到了今天，但是我不觉得后悔。也不希望后悔呢。 //所以停止许愿了。该写题了。 //想写句诗但还是算了吧。 //祝你好运。 1-96 于 24/11/30 09:21 a.m. //咋这都挂。爆了。 ``` ZJ-0153 ```cpp //The leaves out of the window is really beautiful. //If I can solve T3,may it be more relaxed. //Howerver,I'm really terrible at tree,and this problem is not only an easy tree,so it'll be evene harder. //I can only solve T1 and T2,and I still need to wish them don't get only 0 pts. //I still have 1 hours,so I can do something I haven't done before for a while. //It's my first time to en ou ai pi,and I think it'll also be the last time. //I though I can only get J2= before,so I cannot be more happy when I get S1= in xi ai si pi,as a big colorful end for my OIer life. //I tui yi last year,but I'm lucky to be a part of the shao nian ban and compete one more time just for myself. //I really love coding!!! //That's all. //My English is quiet poor that I can't write dowm something to shake others. //If I can get a time that I can use Chinese,I am pretty glad to write something longer and more powerful as my most beautiful memmories of OI. //I think I may have to take one more eye to see if I can solve these difficult problems at some special pts. //The leaves out of the window is really beautiful. //Well,well,well,I cant't solve them at any pts. //Maybe my aility and luck have been all used for T1 and T2. //If i can AC T1 and T2,I'm not really bad,even can be proud of myself. //But I'm nervous,if my teacher see that I write these,would he be unhappy? //Well but I am going to AFO,so let him go.(wo shuo zhe xie shi bu shi bu tai hao?) //hua shuo,yong ping yin lai xie tui yi xuan yan,you ren yuan yi kan ma?(qi shi,wo lian en ou ai pi you mei you yi huo xing wei da shang dou bu zhi dao ei) //bu guan le,jiu dang ri ji xie le ba. //wo xiao xue wu nian ji cai kai hi xue bian cheng,xue de scratch. //hou mian xue xiao li you bi sai,jiu ba wo dang zuo you yi ding ji chu de ren song qu xue C++ le. //wo hai suan xing yun,na le ge xiao jiang.zhe huo xu ke yi dang zuo wo xue bian cheng de li you? //dan wo chu zhong san nian yi zhi zai bai lan,da le san nian de DP,chu ci zhi wai sha ye bu hui. //ben yi wei dao ci wei zhi le,zai xing ye xia de da ba shang tui yi le,dai zhe wo luo mo de J2=.dan wo yun qi nan de hao le yi ci,rang wo kao shang le shao nian ban. //yu shi,wo you le e wai de yi nian qu ji xu OI. //zhe yi nian,wo shuo bu shang hen nu li,dan xue le hen duo xin suan fa.(shen zhi kao shi qian liang tian hai zi xue le mo ni tui huo) //ran hou da le san nian de DP ye pai shang le xie xu yong chang,qie diao le jin nian S zu de T2.(kou hu yi ge jie lun,ran hou dui le) //sui ran wo tu lun zhen de hen cha,dan hao dai jin nian en ou ai pi de T1 he T2 bu yong tu lun,ying gai ke yi pian dian fen ba,hao dai da yang li dou guo le. //kao shi yao jie shu le,wo neng na de fen ye dou na wan le. //na jiu zhe yang ba.dan zong gan jue wo hai neng xie dian shen me.na jiu xiang ri ji yi yang,zai xue kou xu shang liang ju ba. //wo de bei~ shang~, //shi shui zuo de,shi shui zuo de, //yi ge ju~ lang~, //xin li liang de tou tou de. //wo de tai~ yang~, //zai na li ne,zai na li ne? //shai~ gan cheng yi pian lan se~~ //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da //da da da da da da da da ``` ZJ-0272 ```cpp /* I will AFO soon. After NOIP2024,I will continue to study whk. The memory of studying OI was so unforgetting. I will engrave on OI forever. It's time to say good-bye. Good-bye,SuperCowHorse.Good-bye,OI. (OI 2021.4.19-2024.11.30) */ ``` ZJ-0411 ```cpp /* the last NOIP Although I won no prize,OI make me find exctually what I like and what I want to do.-> not be a computer engineer Although I am weak at OI,I still want to thanks. I have made friends and had a good time. I have listened Somunia's songs. The wonderful season had been over. Try my best,but not work.QwQ..... */ ``` ZJ-0464 ```cpp // Please open it with UTF-8 thx #include<bits/stdc++.h> #define whk 0 using namespace std; int main(){ // freopen("query.in","r",stdin); // freopen("query.out","w",stdout); // CCF // rp++ | iakioi // froepen("query.in","r",stdin); freopen("query.ans","w",stdout); freopen("query.in","w",stdin); freopen("query.out","r",stdout); printf("I can\'t solve any problems bruh..."); /*所以，骗到了吗？ 这里是luogu 559739 不知不觉已经高一，学OI 3 年了，可是就连NOIP T1 都切不掉（大样例最后一个点死活过不去）。 想着学校里同机房的其他人，头一次来杭州就能1=，而我，只是帮他们增加名额的炮灰罢了。 11:55 想起了小学的我，当初我是班里第一会C++的，也带起来不少同学学C++，那时，我还记得刚学会Sleep与多线程时的我有多开心。 初一，CSP挂了，不重要，还有两年，毕竟文化课简单，牺牲点时间学编程还能放松一会。 后来，考进了初中里最好的理科班（竞赛班），我的人生开始有了转折。 我的理科作业再也交不上去了（一题都不会），老师都忘了还要收我的作业，期末考的理科也一塌糊涂（数B 科C），老师也很讨厌我，恨不得早点把我赶走。 我时常回家痛哭，我想回普通班，但我父母只会骂我“懦夫”“弱者”“废物”，只会说我不够努力。我想似，但我不甘心似的这么憋屈。 12:08 终于，小考炸了，老师把我赶回了普通班，我的愿望实现了，我重拾信心，原本在竞赛班连因式分解都听不懂，现在发现就是小菜一碟。 数学跟科学回A了，数学满分了，我向父母证明了我的想法是对的。 但是，我在竞赛班的那段回忆，在我心里留下了阴影。 12:12 初二，CSP-J 195分 2=，没发挥好，T2打炸了只有60分。不过，还有一年嘛。 这一年，我用C++做出了第一个彩色游戏，第一个可存档游戏，我喜欢打长段代码的松弛感与调试成功的成就感。 12:17 初三，2023年9月~2024年6月，我最开挂的一年，CSP-J 305 1=，CSP-S 145 2=， luogu 6勾有了。 一模也考得好的恐怖，高出【数据删除】中学分数线10多分，也考上了信息提前招，这意味着，我的文化课已没有压力。 后来，我学会了制作实时游戏，联机游戏（MythWeb of Generals 在luogu用户主页），也打出了全机房最长代码3600+行（Dancer of Colors 也在主页） 不过，我的信竞之路似乎到了尽头。 暑假，老师把我们叫到机房加练，我初中最大的盼头成了笑话！我愤怒，但无处发泄，只能将愤怒化为无尽的悲伤。 1 个月过去了，我不意外的成为了机房最菜的存在，大家嘲笑我，老师挖苦我，我自己也瞧不起自己：“就你这实力，怎么配待在这？” 终于，我发现我毫无进步，我 连 dijkstra 都 没 学 会！（要不是去年J组T3简单，我又要2=了） 2 个月过去了，我怀疑我得了抑郁症，但上网搜了症状，又感觉不太对。 12:33 我提出要退竞，但不出意外，被痛骂。 竞赛骑上了自行车，3年前，他用前轮碾压我，现在，该是后轮了。 我感觉我没脸见我的初中同学，也许，唉......没有也许了。 12:36 这应该是我最后一次竞赛了，一个个奖项，也难以勾起我曾经对竞赛的好感。 就把编程当爱好吧，一个个游戏，不也是大模拟吗？ 一切都会好起来的！ Ade，CCF. Ade, 信竞. Ade, 曾经超神但走错方向的我。 还有：RKZ I LOVE YOU! 12:47 该准备交代码了。 Hope Everyone NOIP RP++! */ return whk; } ``` ZJ-0521 ```cpp /* // freopen("edit.in","r",stdin); // freopen("edit.out","w",stdout); // freopen("edit.in","r",stdout); // freopen("edit.in","w",stdin); // freopen("edit.in","w",stdout); // freopen("edit.out","r",stdin); // freopen("edit.out","r",stdout); // freopen("edit.out","w",stdin); ccf CCF noip NOIP AK ak SB sb Sb Hey Man! This is OIerVAE from chzx Now is 12:39 but there is no any score I can get I guess I will get 80+15+4+8=107pts It's impossible to get 1= But maybe it can get 2=(relly?) I have to say noip ak me My Genshin Impact UID:267056779 My Star Rail UID:145740458 My Zenless Zero Zone(I'm not sure is it called in this way) UID:I forget it My LuoGu UID:I forget it too but my username is VictoriaEVA I love Furina and HuTao Will anyone but me see it? But I really want to see my code on TV qwq Oh,my English is too bad to write it */ ``` ZJ-0523 ```cpp //不争了，也写不出来了 //考试的尾声还是写点东西吧，第一次NOIP既紧张又兴奋，走了这么远的路终于到了这里 ，也担心自己会考的不好，拿不到预估的奖项 //这次发挥也是很shi啊，甚至T1都被卡了 //那又如何，本次旅行到此为止，好与坏已成定局 //未来路还很长，祝好运 ``` ZJ-0674 ```cpp /* 备份，此文档用UTF-8 弥补一下CSP-S没写游记的遗憾 9:30 第一题还没写出，我真的要炸了。 好消息，有点思路；坏消息，但不多。 更坏的消息，中文只有在鼠标点上去时才能显示。 What's more,only when your mouse moves on the Chinese,can it appears; 9:45 ctrl+c;ctrl+v;行数90->180,score 0->0 9:55 180->200 score 0->? 10:05 过edit1.in 10:09 过edit2.in score 0->100!!! 10:10 考虑还要不要退役，CSP-S 2024 第二题炸了 score 100，这次发挥已经超越上次了。 rest for 8min(?) --------------------------- 10:18 read T2 10:22 ? 10:24 copy the bytes of edit 写字节数 居然远超CSP-S T2（CSP-S T2后半我写了三个版本，都放注释里了） 10:27 read T2 again 10:28 my mind start play《See you again》 10:31 maybe floyd or 并查集? The key is 并查集没复习到…… 10:33 maybe 容斥? 10:50 m==1,ans=v^(2n-2) score 100->120 11:12 write some 朴素做法 11:31 好像能行 11:40 不行 12:04 我好像又行了 12:13 不完全对 12:45 完啦 12:55 可以退役了 */ ``` ZJ-0695 ```cpp /* At first,I should say "tell me the reason that I can't change to the Chinese partern". Then, I should say sorry to my NOIP teacher, the score will makes him angry. It's the last time for me to join this competition,I make the step,but it can't help enough. */ ```